- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: - BALLIN

me: - BALL IS LIFE

me: - BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: - KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

planetaryyno:

bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

ALKALINE TRIO MADE SOCKS ARGH I NEED THEM

#life
Hybrid Moments — Misfits (Static Age)

Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

stfueverything:

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

#notallmen

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

❝Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”❞ — don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)
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